Friday, April 26, 2002 :::
Ungh. Amazing what my ignant little question sparked. :) Yes, yes, I brought up sex. I was joking, didn't mean to offend anybody or create some mad uproar. Well, not much of one, anyway. No fun to ask the boring questions. What size shoe do you wear? Where were you born? Where have you lived? What was the best drink you've ever had? Noooo way. No style. :)
Sorry (well, not really) for the delay in putting something up here, but after work (read: 19.30 last night), I went to a pub. For A beer. A single, solitary beer. Which became a pitcher. Which became vodka sprites. You see a trend? Suffice it to say that it went a bit longer than expected. Got home at about 12.30 today, had a shower, went to get my hair cut. Weeee. I like having the day off. I think I'm gonna go watch TV now. :)
And I'm sorry to say, but I have no damn clue who Punky Brewster is. I kinda didn't watch TV till I was about 13. Yes, I was deprived. Which is why I'm a raving lunatic these days...
Jennn - No, don't be offended - like I said, I have no idea why I thought that. But I have an image of you being this dark brown pixie haircut little thing, with backpack and all, walking between classes or something. I'm not sure why. Yes, you commented on my site. I think it was on a sex topic, haha.
Punky isn't a porn star, but she probably could be. I think she wanted breast reduction because she's like 62DD or something.
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that!
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we'll all be dead!
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!!
Thursday, April 25, 2002 :::
preach on sista friend.... girl on top! *innocent look* not that i would know anything about it =X
i am an 8 to 5 office drone..... technically my title is "accounting clerk" at a construction company that builds assisted living and alzheimers facilities. its a job. id rather be doing somehting else but it pays the bills... kind of. its busy as hell there at the moment.
if i were a superhero i would be Punky Brewster!!! PUNKY POWER!!!!!!!!!!!! =) gotta love punky!
Nihilist has a sweeeeet link to that whole Smallville/Kristin Kreuk strip tease episode. WOOHOO! That's niiiiiiice, brutha!
What do I do for a living? Almost the same thing as Nihilist. It involves sitting in fromt of a computer, and consuming inordinate amounts of caffeine. Unfortunately, my coding is limited to this, this, and linking shit. That's about it. My girl, Er, taugh me to do UL's so that's pretty solid. HA. Call me lame. One of my coworkers calls me Captain Internet cause I can find just about anything on the web in about 45 seconds...
I'm going to withdraw from answering the sexual position question, simply because I feel it is a bit too personal at this place in time... (OK, truth is, I can't pick just one.)
Lemme answer them thar questions, first off. What do I do? I sit in front of a computer all day long, and look busy. Or, if I'm feeling ambitious, I code. Depends on what drugs I have in my body, I guess. Not enough caffeine or too much, and I'm useless. Props to having a fully stocked (I mean full) fridge of Coke. I live on it. I have no stomach, but I can code. I AM THE CODE OGRE, WORSHIP ME.
Yeah, I'm bored. I just played Soldier of Fortune 2 for about two hours. Too much adrenaline. I feel like a sweatsack now. Gotta go hang out the window and cool down. I'm sure the kids in the daycare downstairs won't be disturbed at all. The lights are off, music is thundering out, and some guy is hanging out the window... Hrm. Anybody got a camera? :)
Oh, yeah. No, I ain't ever been to the rippers. Just haven't felt the urge. It's hard enough for me to keep my dick in my pants on a regular day, why the fuck would I want to torture myself like that? And they'd have to be some hot (and thus unlikely to find) strippers. Otherwise, I'd just be outta there. No skanky smelly hoes. Ungh.
And I'm gonna pimp my site a bit more. Cuz I want people to read it. Not that there's much to read. Aside from The Default. Oh, yeah. That should be the next question. What is your favorite sexual position? Teehee...
He and a friend stopped at one on the way back up from Daytona. After about an hour, he used the restroom and came out. He got a lap dance from a chick - she took him to a back room where there was a bed and a bar above it. She grabbed the bar to get more grindage, I guess. So she's on top and suddenly she jumps off of him and says "What the hell is that? She points to his jeans. She says "You had an accident." Then she gets all disgusted and leaves him there. Apparently, when he used the hand soap, some squirted onto his jeans near his crotch and he didn't notice!!! He walked out of the room and I guess the other girls were all teasing him. They knew that's not what happened, after talking with him for a few minutes, but they still had to tease him. I guess the one stripper stayed pissed at him for some reason, so he and his buddy left. He told me that he explained to the other girls "Hey - if that was what she thought it was, there'd be a hell of a lot more than THAT!" (He's 6'5" about 240lbs) HAHAHAHA. That's the funniest strip joint story I've ever heard. I can't wait to see if more get posted...
Those shoes look like stripper shoes. Not that I would know, of course. It's kust what I've heard. I wonder if there's a strip club where guys and/or girls dress up like superheroes? There should be.
I have the dubious task of taking shitter pics tonite. W00T!
Jess girl, those damn shoes scare me. Although, they would be very useful if I ever needed to kick anyone's ass or poke any eyes out.
I purchased a box of Wonder Woman (old skool...not Linda Carter) stationary. It totally rocks and I love it. I don't ever want to send out any of it though.
Wonder Woman was the first chick I ever saw that kicked major ass. That's why I liked her. I guess I was always into "girl power" before there was any such beast as Spice Girls. They are not girl power. They suck. I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want...
Wednesday, April 24, 2002 :::
whew ive missed alot! i was all kindsa confused for a minute there.... i removed myself from the other one, its less confusing that way =) so uh jess =) can i have admin access again? pwetty pwease? i noticed one of the links is messed up, its not closed or somehting so i was gonna fix it and went DOH! i cant. i gotta catch up on the questions huh?
Worst bathroom experience? Got to be at Kool Haus. Kool Haus is a bangin' club in Toronto. All the good DJs go there. So do the tweaked, the twitchin, and the generally fucked. The men's washroom... Let's just say that it would be best to bring some boots along. The floor swims with about 15-20cm (6-8") of unknown murky liquid. I'd prefer to explode than to have to take a wade in there.
And if we're gonna talk superheroes... I dunno. Superman is... Too nice. Until he died. When he came back, and started kicking ass, that's more like it. How about me being a deviant Superman. Yeah, that sounds about right.
GMB: Don't worry. The facilities at the place you speak of (I'm pretty sure I know) are just as yucky for women. Ew.
But the worst, by far, was Woodstock '99. Ohgoodlord. I thought I'd die if I had to go in there one more time. So nasty.
Are we still playing the "which tv character would you be" game? If so, I would like to be Wonder Woman. I had the underoos as a kid and didn't take them off until they practically fell off, due to loss of fabric/stitches/elastic. Also, she has an invisible plane and stuff.
Johnny on the Spot? I'm not even going to ask... And speaking of community/urinals, this one outdoor concert place has a huge trough inthe mens restroom - so all the guys just line up and piss together. But no, I'm just going to look for a cool, graffiti ridden stall or something. Does everyone like that idea in B&W?
haha
bite me.
all of you...especially heather.
YAY!@ go B. that would be awesome.
i bought a new polariod last night..and too much film. .but i have no scanner .. so i elect B gets to look like a creepo and go take pictures of toilets.
you know that i absolutely love b&w...almost as much as i love you.
nothing to gross like a Johnny on the Spot...but yea. I'd hit up some gas station bathrooms or park restrooms..the ones that are open all hours of the day with writing on the walls and cigarette burns on the toilet seat.
oh yea. some dirty urinal pics would be ok too. ..even though the whole "community" couldn't work with that.
i guess we use this till further notice.
My Nikon is currently loaded with some film and I have a scanner. My Pentax is loaded with some B&W film, so let me know whatcha whatcha want, and I can print, scan, and upload the pics and we can all decide which one(s) to use on the page... Sound like a plan?
